Lelaki Memang Keji ~

I just came back from tea session with friends, despite the lethargic I'm having. Conversation between guys are always fun, since most guys are pathetically perverted and sick in da mind. Maklumlah lelaki memang spesies yang keji~ Our conversation consist of everything, from the study of human sexual behaviours to preferences in abnormal stuff. Lets talk about my friends behaviour.. some would prefer big boobies so that they could treat them as pillow and sleep on them while some prefer long sexy legs(no particular reasons, maybe to lick them?) and some prefer chubby body so that they could hug.

Just now one of my friend told me that he likes teenage girls who wear glasses, so that during some wild SM he could slap her and her glasses will go flying.. revealing the seductive innocent pair of eyes, with a bit tears. Somehow the way he describe it makes him a very prospectful japanese SM AV(Adult Video) director. Another friend of mine prefer to spank ass, somehow thinks that spanking a woman ass is sensationally ecstatic. Guess he's watching Shakira's mtv now, fantasising bout her shaking seductive ass.

All guys are equally horny and hamsap. There's this hormone in our body that stimulates such thoughts, and we tend to show it out more openly compare to girls. This reminds me of how my friends keep their porn in the PC, by re-naming the folder to FIFA2004 or some other games in disguise. Thinking bout porn, reminds me about how someone found a whole bunch of porno CDs in my car.. and I was blushing badly back then..

There might be a perverted sexual fantasy that always in your mind too.. just that you dare not to reveal it, or you just havent discover it yet. Oh what? You're a peadophile? Gosh ~

God VS Satan

And God populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.

And Satan said to Man "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them". And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.

And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

And God said "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits and shredded cheese.

And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds.

And God said "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.

And God said "You are running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple by-pass surgery...

And Satan created HMOs...