Saturday, April 15, 2006

Lelaki Memang Keji ~

I just came back from tea session with friends, despite the lethargic I'm having. Conversation between guys are always fun, since most guys are pathetically perverted and sick in da mind. Maklumlah lelaki memang spesies yang keji~ Our conversation consist of everything, from the study of human sexual behaviours to preferences in abnormal stuff. Lets talk about my friends behaviour.. some would prefer big boobies so that they could treat them as pillow and sleep on them while some prefer long sexy legs(no particular reasons, maybe to lick them?) and some prefer chubby body so that they could hug.

Just now one of my friend told me that he likes teenage girls who wear glasses, so that during some wild SM he could slap her and her glasses will go flying.. revealing the seductive innocent pair of eyes, with a bit tears. Somehow the way he describe it makes him a very prospectful japanese SM AV(Adult Video) director. Another friend of mine prefer to spank ass, somehow thinks that spanking a woman ass is sensationally ecstatic. Guess he's watching Shakira's mtv now, fantasising bout her shaking seductive ass.

All guys are equally horny and hamsap. There's this hormone in our body that stimulates such thoughts, and we tend to show it out more openly compare to girls. This reminds me of how my friends keep their porn in the PC, by re-naming the folder to FIFA2004 or some other games in disguise. Thinking bout porn, reminds me about how someone found a whole bunch of porno CDs in my car.. and I was blushing badly back then..

There might be a perverted sexual fantasy that always in your mind too.. just that you dare not to reveal it, or you just havent discover it yet. Oh what? You're a peadophile? Gosh ~

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey not to 4get bout our gals during the tea session lar.Or maybe u dun even treat us as ur gal friends also. Haha. But i dun mean that we are keji !! HAha jk nia..Yeah guys always hamsap. If the guy not hamsap then guess he's got some prob ya. And i can say dat gals will be more more hamsap den guys but gals know how to control it not to show/reveal it dat much. So guys memang keji !! haha... :P

9:46 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very meaningful and thoughtful blog. LOL

11:51 PM

 

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