Heart VS Brain

Heart: I miss her so much, maybe I should call her and tell her my feelings.
Brain: NO NO.. What is the point of you doing that? You will gain nothing and might even screw up youself if she ignores you.
Heart: Oh well, at least I could listen to her voice..
Brain: Grow up, pump faster ! Lets consider the consequences that will happen in logical ways. According to previous track record, such time she would be busy and your annoyance will only result in "Yeah fine,uh,ok" conversation. That will even turn you more down and pathetic, being indirectly "REJECTED".
Heart: You think too much !!
Brain: The neurons are very rational in analyzing. We should not do anything that has zero return. Just like when you have nothing to do, you shouldnt engage in a date and when you have nothing to say, you shouldnt engage in a conversation. Emotions will kill you and you will fall into the ugly pit of patheticness!
Heart: Arrghhh... OK

The heart pumps slower and less blood reaches the brain, causing rationally thinking to shut down.

Heart: At least I'm gonna send a message to her .. (Finger punching words and send before brain recovers sanity)
Brain: NOOOOOOOOO.. You're such an idiot. This will cause imbalance in the relationship. Now that you've take the initiative to do such a stupid thing, you're in the losing side and you will be owned..

Brain starts to send signal to nerves to control the heart from abusive pumping, resulting a very abnormal pulse rate that leads to hypertension. Heart disagree with brain's theory and non-stop harrasing the brain to function properly by not supplying enough blood. Later, people regard the owner of the brain and heart as a psycho..

P/S: Above story is not related to any real life incident, just a way to waste time during this rainy evening =p